That man didn't deserve that. If this chart is accurate -- I found it on the internet, so I'm assuming it is -- we might see a full-blown meltdown on Sunday. Unfortunately, this possum got treated like a second-class citizen and didn't even get to stay for the entire game. Generally, Brinson spends roughly 50 percent of his week doing his hair, 10 percent of his week tweeting, 10 percent of his week podcasting and then I think the other 30 percent of his week is spent feeding his kid cupcakes. The only reason it wasn't a full-blown meltdown is because Fitzpatrick somehow unmelted down in the second half against the Steelers after throwing three interceptions in the first half on Monday night. By the way, "Invincible" is my second favorite football movie behind only "Remember the Titans," and now that I'm thinking about it, that's probably a sign I should take Tennessee in this game. Last week, I said the Chiefs would score 38 points and beat the 49ers and then the Chiefs went out and scored 38 points and beat the 49ers.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. Where do you go in Pittsburgh in case of a tornado? Have him watch a couple Pittsburgh Steelers games. A black condom, What's black and gold and goes on a prick?
What do you call Pittsburgh Steelers fans on the moon? You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then? Because then Pittsburgh would want one. A Steelers fan doesn't always eat pastries, but when he does it's usually a turnover.
At that point, the Bucs' best chance of winning will be if the officiating crew decides to throw 19 roughing-the-passer penalties on the Bears. Does Brown want to play for 49ers? When I think they're going to zig, they zag. We also saw Drew Brees rush for two touchdowns in one game for the first time ever and we saw a possum somehow rally the Browns to their first win in 18 months. That man didn't deserve that. The relationship between Bell and the Steelers is now at the point of no return.